everyone’s like “I’m bi but I’m not greedy” and I’m just sitting here like… excuse me… I’m bi and I’m greedy, I’m very greedy, I’m the greediest, I want all the boys AND all the girls AND all the non-binary people ALL at the same time
and here i am being bi and greedy for macaroni cheese
you know what that’s a wonderful idea. let’s have all the boys AND all the girls AND all the non-binary people over ALL at the same time for a nice plate of mac and cheese and late night movies. you’re all invited, sorry I made the rules
reblog if you’re a greedy bi, a greedy bi supporter, or if you really love mac & cheese
A deathclaw that acts like your pet when others are around, purring and following you around, acting like an obedient dog, almost, as they follow your orders, but then you’re in private and they shrug off the facade, using that odd language you’ve developed together to tell you how much they love making those others nervous, how they love it when you’re finally alone together, grinding their damp cloaca in your lap and probably staining your clothes, and when you finally open them up with your mouth and hands, they devolve into feral snarls that you can’t understand, and when you ask what they said they look embarrassed, so you know it was good :3c
please be respectful of cultural boundaries when working with mermaids from various cultures and traditions, and be mindful not to intrude.
🌊 Rusalkas – slavic in origin, disturbed spirits of the “unclean dead”, ghosts of women who died violent deaths, with a penchant for drowning young men. they live only in rivers and lakes, and are known to have green hair like aquatic plants, only appearing in the night.
🌊 Melusina – a mermaid that walks among humans, but returns to their two-tailed form during baths and when they bathe their children. often a water spirit of a nearby lake or river. french origin.
🌊 Siren – greek mythology. servants and companions of persephone, whom searched for her when she was abducted. they are known to sometimes have the body of a bird, and for their song, which lured sailors to their doom. cannibalism implied folklore. have the power of prophecy.
🌊 Merrow – irish mermaid. known to have green hair and webbed fingers. particular noted love of music and their red cap, which when stolen, they will live with the thief until they find it, and then return to the water, leaving even a whole family behind.
🌊 Ben-varrey – from the isle of man, known to bless those that are kind to them with prosperity, gifts, and even the location of treasure.
🌊 Aicaya –
Caribbean mermaid, humans who become mermaids when they are shunned from their community and go to live in the sea.
🌊 Amabie – japanese merpeople, with birdlike torsos and three legs and scales. they are gifted with prophecy, usually foretelling abundant harvests or epidemics
🌊 Ningyo – “human faced fish” known to have golden scales, that brings bad weather and misfortune when caught, but when their flesh is eaten the consumer is granted youth and beauty, even agelessness.
🌊 Finman / Finwife – magical shapeshifters that disguise themselves as sea creatures or plants to lure humans, unlike most mermaids they kidnap people from the shores to be their spouses or servants. they have a greed for jewelry and coins, particularly silver, and prefer humans over other finfolk.
🌊 Sirena Chilota – considered the more friendly mermaids, caring for all fish life and rescuing drowned sailors to restore life to them. known for their human-like beauty and youth, according to legend they are the child of a human and a “king of seas”, tears are a powerful substance. from chilote mythology.
🌊 Cecealia – sometimes known as “sea witches”, they are half human and half octopus. origins in native american and japanese mythology.
🌊 Sirena / Siyokoy – the philippine version of mermaid and merman respectively. also called “magindara”, they are known to protect the waters from raiders, and protect the boy moon from sea monsters. Siyokoys can sometimes have legs however, covered with scales and webbed feet
🌊 Sea Mither – scottish/orcadian mythology, a spirit that personifies the sea during spring and summer, battles along scottish isles using storms to bring the summer about. a mother figure to all aquatic life.
🌊 Ceasg – a fresh-water mermaid, specifically half-salmon, said to grant three wishes if captured. sometimes called maighdean na tuinne (maid of the wave) or maighdean mhara (maid of the sea). scottish.
🌊 Selkie – though somewhat different from the typical mermaid, as they are not cold-blooded, have the body of a seal in the water and are human on land. in legends their skins are often stolen and they are kept by fishermen as spouses, or become lovers to fishermen’s wives who shed tears into the sea.
Shit man I actually have thought abt that as possibly a world building question like
Monsters thinking that humans are rlly cute and wanting to mate w them
Monsters being made fun of bc of their liking of humans
Or alternately, human loving blogs run by monsters who come up w all these scenarios and possibilities
Slow burn love btwn humans and monsters
Monsters thinking that they’re too weird for humans to love so they try to make themselves more human looking and slowly destroying themselves
The humanphilic community of monsters rejoicing when they stumble across the terato side of Tumblr/other social media
Monsters seeing human movies and getting aroused when they see the sex scenes and hear certain human noises
Humans thinking they’re not good enough for their monster and trying to make themselves more monstrous for their lovers
Humans going thru bizarre monster courting rituals and being so confused as to why their bf needs the hearts of their enemies but he’s gonna get them anyways
Alternately, monsters being confused by human courting rituals (or lack thereof) and trying to complete them all to be closer to human culture
The Rose-Clad Demon Doctor 