Tag: Not my Writing

bookwormmedz:

You hath spawned and summoned the weirdness of my waking mind to write these headcanons. I salute thee, good anon. – Medinah

Integra Hellsing

• What is social media? This woman is all about LinkedIn. Professional af, and well versed in keeping up with appearances.
• While this is very very true, Integra is also one of those people who have a private Instagram account and never posts on it. She probably just uses it to stalk Seras and make sure the she-vamp is okay. 

Alucard 

• Alas, you will only find him in the deepest, darkest corners of the interwebs..watching cat videos on YouTube and animals of different species interacting with each other. 
• That, and he dwells where all the creeps and cynics decide; sporting anon on forum websites like Reddit and roasting people.

Walter C. Dornez

• He has Quora, and likes to give snarky answers to the most oddest questions. 
• Maintains a blog covering recipes and the occasional daily account. WOMEN LOVE HIM AND HIS MATURE CHARM.
• Buys cookbooks off Amazon and hates eBay with a passion after ordering something and receiving something entirely deceitful. 

Seras Victoria

• This girl has just discovered the wonders of Instagram, and she GRAMS EVERYTHING. Excessively abuses hashtags and posts the most random crap on her Insta story. 
• Somehow amounted a cult following because of her cute looks and for some reason, people think she’s a cosplayer. 

Pip Bernadotte

• Religiously uses Pinterest to pin the things he hopes to remember for later. Has a collection of fashion inspo among other things. 
• Writes romantic and 18+ fanfiction under the name FrenchieFry on Archive Of Our Own, starring a handsome, plaited brunette as the lead most times. *cough cough*