The following are where Alucard’s canon forms rank with m’self~
1.)
Why change fix what’s not broken? This is how the man wants to present himself, and that’s j u s t f i n e-! Despite not being the oldest form, its the one we see the most, his “iconic” look—making this the “classic” look. Bring it on all night every night, boo! ❤
2.)
Dis boy. Seriously, this kid… HAS me. I have very little idea how to talk to kids, but I wanna take care of them. I wanna be his motherly big sister. He’d be that little man who thinks he’s a big strong boy that never needs help but still can’t reach the top cupboards. We’d go grocery shopping and when a box drops between display stands Id give up on it but he’d make it a mission to get that damn box. Everything would be that kind of adorable test of strength or courage or plain ol determination, but at the end of the week I’d be sitting up with him after a nightmare he won’t admit to having, sharing a small cup of ice cream at 2 AM.
❤❤
3.)
Was surprised at how high this one ranked, but tear my baby up and I crumble down… This man has me around his fucking little finger, its just a good thing he hides his tears 99% of the time or I’d have no free will! When this man falls apart, SO DO I. ❤❤❤
4.)
(One nickname or the other, but still snap XD) The guy just does suits… he just DOES. Hate the tie all you want I L O V E E E T~ This is possibly Alucard’s most deadly form, this form says “Im here, this party is mine now”, “Im here, your boy/girlfriend/partner is mine now”, “Im here, your fillings are mine now”… basically all your base are belong to sexy beast now. Too bad. So sad. You know it hurts so good. ❤❤❤❤
5.)
Kind of a “whatever” ranking. I mean, its just his regular look with the coat closed. Being below Lukecard just cuz this marrs the suit look. In Wallachia, suit own YOU! ❤❤❤❤❤
6.)
Yesh, Baskerville, b u t its not the doggo itself, its Alucard as puppers, thus “Borkcard.” And I have no idea if that’s what he’s called by anyone else, I’ve just been calling him this for too long already ^^; It stays but y’all dont hafta use it. I love dis borky boi. He fluffy, he funky, he fukk you up real good. When we see him like this in Gonzoverse he just… RUN. He just a big ol ball of enthusiasm. This man’s best undead friend unlives to ride that happy high, like you could just go for a jog and he’d speed circles around you the whole time. Go for a drive? He lap circles around the car. Watch TV? Lop circles around the chair. This happy buddy is game for anything and everything JOYFUL! ❤❤❤❤❤❤
7.)
I! LIKE! BLOBCARD!! It just… CUDDLY! So damn CUDDLY!! Ive never felt this way about a blob before… but Ive never seen a blob like this before. Or after. I wanna take a nap on this fluffay cloud! I want sheets, blankets, and pillowcases that look like this! Lets take a nap together! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
8.)
There s/he is! I just wanna kick ass with this little thing! I mean, yeah, “Alu"card gives that feel, too, but if it aint happening at the moment, alright okay, we can chill. He’s a chill guy. But Girlycard? Oh fuck no–the sight of this lil doll is just ”PLAYTIME NAO!!*commence explosions*-“ The Dawn tried to hinder this a bit BUT TO NO AVAIL! Most his entire battle with VampWalter in this form was so “manic warmonger on a high EVEN for ‘manic’ levels”, it engraved into my brain as representing that. LETS GO ROMPING IN THE BLOODFIELDS!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤
9.)
Being last or out-ranked means NOTHING in this list! This is a list of 9 magnificent AWESOMES that merely have different levels of AWESOME! Every one of his forms fucking RULE like the King he IS. Vladcard is the fuckless giver, he is the one who dont mess around, the one you dont want to see looking at you as a foe of Hellsing, and still so remindant of Deathstroke that I still has crisis djhfukk. But this one… no matter what I think of the others, this one I wanna pet. Somehow, this one seems softer than the others. I wanna pamper this puppy. I wanna dress him up, brush his hair, braid said hair then unbraid it to braid it again, feed him things, tell him bedtime (coffintime?) stories then tuck him in (with his… cape? Yes… Y E S) for the day.
There is no form of Alucard, Mr. Big V3, that I dont adore!
And so! This is how my Alu-card deck is stacked, Hellsing fandom! How is yours? 😉
That’s quite a hand you’ve made yourself with all those–cards in it.
The Rose-Clad Demon Doctor 