This part is going to be quite a bit longer than usual. It’s also where I’ve got the first divergence from canon events, mostly because I wanted an excuse to write an interaction with everyone’s favorite Frenchman. Hopefully you all enjoy!
Claude didn’t get enough sleep these days. He had been awoken at half past midnight by Walter shaking him awake.
“Mr. Grey…” The butler’s hand gently grasped his shoulder, shaking him again. “Mr. Grey, Sir Integra requests your presence.”
Claude begrudgingly opened his eyes.
Standing before him was a young man, a twisted grin on his face, hands grasping at a bundle of monofilament wire. Spattered with blood, eyes staring into his soul. The young man had Walter’s voice, his grin never leaving as he spoke.
“Something the matter, Mr. Grey?”
Claude blinked.
The young man was replaced with an older man, unmistakably Walter. Far more intimidating, clad in black, sans all of the wrinkles that the Hellsing butler had gathered over the years.
The soldier froze in place, looking at the figure. As he blinked again, the young man disappeared, replaced by the form of the elderly assistant to the Hellsing Organization. Claude let out a sigh of relief.
“No, no Walter. Everything’s fine, thank you. You…” He looked up again. “Integra’s asking for me?”
“That’s correct. It’s an emergency. She said to tell you it has the potential to be a ‘repeat of Belgium.’ She said to bring yourself, armed, to the helicopter pad as soon as you please.”
The soldier was justifiably alarmed at this. He threw the sheets away as though they were trying to kill him. He bolted to the closet, within which lay his uniform and guns. Not even caring about Walter’s presence, not worried about waking his roommate, he stripped from his pajama clothes and pulled on his battledress as quickly as he could manage, grabbing the Karmina shotgun and his sidearm as he rushed out of the room.
Him being called, without the rest of Squad 17, could only mean that Alucard was tied up elsewhere. Claude’s minor precognition and skill behind a shotgun meant that he was often picked as Sir Integra’s bodyguard when the vampire was indisposed.
It was a hell of a run to the helipad. It sat comfortably atop the Manor’s fourth storey, which meant a lot of stair-climbing to do. In thirty kilos of gear.
Claude hated stairs.
He exited the door onto the helipad at a full run, hopping into the already-running Westland Wessex helicopter. Sir Integra and another guard sat across from him, her second bodyguard seated in the seat next to his own.
“Ah, Mr. Grey. Apologies for the short notice. A situation has arisen in the town of Badrick, in Northern Ireland. Another ghoul army, sired by another vampire. It seems an agent of the Vatican has been sent to quell the situation, as has our Alucard and the Police Girl.”
Claude was more than a little confused. Why’re we needed, then?
“Judging from the look on your face, you’re wondering why we need to lend assistance. This agent of the Vatican is none other than Alexander Anderson. While not a vampire, he is every bit the expert in combat that Alucard is.”
Oh. That’s why. Alexander Anderson was practically a boogeyman. Nobody outside of their top-level contacts in MI5 could find any information on the man. But there’d been plenty of rumors. Especially of the clean-up necessary after the Paladin Anderson entered the field.
“I see. You want us to stop them fighting, then, Sir Integra?”
She nodded wordlessly. Claude swallowed thickly, nervous. He adjusted his glasses with a gloved hand, holding tightly onto his gun with the other hand.
The air in the helicopter was tense with anticipation. Nobody needed precognition to know that this endeavor had the potential to end very badly.
Luckily, all Claude needed to do was stick by Integra’s side. Integra. Walter!
“Sir Integra, there’s something I need to tell you.”
“Yes, what is it?” She looked curious.
“I… Uh… Y’know, it’s nothing. Just a feeling I had, that’s all.” He couldn’t bring himself to say the feeling he had was about Walter. Integra kept her eyes on him for a few moments, but nodded.
“Yes, I see. Let me know if you see anything.”
Claude let out a quiet “mmhmm.”
The rest of their flight to Northern Ireland was in silence. They approached the building to which Alucard and Seras had been sent.
Oh damn. It looked to be a school. The Westland Wessex set down in the courtyard outside, and the four armed individuals hopped out. Claude took a position in front and to the right of Integra, and the two remaining bodyguards walked ahead. Even through the din of the helicopter’s engine, they could hear a silence in the building that was wholly uncharacteristic of wherever Alucard ventured.
That wasn’t a good sign.
The two suit-clad guards had taken point, drawing their guns and entering the building in advance. Their five-point room scan found nought but dead bodies. Ghouls. They motioned for Claude and Integra to enter.
The soldier kept his shotgun shouldered, pointed down, finger beside the trigger. They heard shouting in the hallway to the right, and the two suits charged in ahead.
Seras was backed against a doorway, Alucard’s headless body in the hallway close by. That’s when Claude saw him.
A beast of a man, blonde hair cut short, clad in a massive beige coat, bearing all the trappings of a Catholic priest. Held in his hands, high above his head, were two… Were those bayonets? He moved, poised to cut Seras down, when Sir Integra fired, shattering the two great knives in his hands.
Anderson turned, a wicked grin on his face. Sir Integra began to speak, Anderson argued, but it was all muffled. Claude couldn’t concentrate. A splitting pain shot through his head, and the world disappeared.
Hellsing Manor, burning, more than a hundred dead. Two burning bodies, brothers. Old enemies from a time long past. An army of ghouls, unlike any seen before, packed in buses. The Council of Twelve meets. A declaration of war.
Claude heard shouting, felt hands grab his shoulder. A voice in his head screamed.
Raise your gun! Fire! Fire!
As if by instinct, he pulled the trigger. The shotgun, fired by one hand, threw him off balance. The deafening roar caught everyone by surprise, the muzzle blast of the gun catching a small portion of the priest’s jacket aflame. In the din of the gunshot, there was a loud CLANG, and two bayonets tumbled to the floor, broken beyond repair.
Claude returned to reality, seeing the bodies of the two other bodyguards in front of him.
Anderson had thrown two bayonets at him, bayonets he couldn’t even have seen. He didn’t even see the fight, just the aftermath. Through the ringing in his ears, he could hear the Paladin chuckling.
“Ahh, ye’re diff’rent! Yessss, not yin ae those blood-suckin’ freaks, but not as normal as yer boss, right?” He grinned further. “The Vatican could use yin ae ye!” He crossed his bayonets.
“If’n ye ever feel like convertin’ from yer Protestant heresy, le’ me know! Be happy to turn ye against the freaks and Protestants, my boy!”
Claude dropped to his knees, suddenly unable to stand under the weight of his gear. The vision had sapped his energy. Alucard started to reform from his dismembered body.
Anderson disappeared in a cloud of Bible paper.
Integra knelt down beside him.
“Claude! What in God’s name happened to you?!” He couldn’t tell if she was furious or concerned. He wanted to go with both.
He panted, gritting his teeth through the subsiding headache from earlier.
“There’s… ha… There’s going to be an attack. On the Mansion. I’ve never felt so certain of a vision in my life.”
The next several days were a buzz of activity. Sir Integra had been making calls left and right to find a suitable group to act as reinforcement for the Hellsing forces. If anything happened as in Claude’s vision, the mere one hundred men in their current employ would be nowhere near enough. She settled on the highest bidder, a mercenary group based out of Amsterdam. The Wild Geese.
It had taken a tremendous amount of effort and a lot of favors from the Council of Twelve to get the mercenaries and their materiel through customs and positioned in the Hellsing Manor.
Today would be “Orientation Day.”
Integra, Seras, and Claude would be meeting the two-dozen or so mercs in what was ordinarily the South Dining Hall.
He could already hear their leader talking about how their job would entail fighting monsters, to the laughter of his troops.
God above, that man has a gorgeous voice~… Claude found himself thinking. He was eager to see the face behind the voice, hoping it was as beautiful.
He was not disappointed.
They emerged into the dining hall, and he immediately zoned out as Integra began to speak. The leader of the mercenaries turned to face them, one eye covered by a patch, a bandage across the bridge of his nose. He had incredible long, red hair, tied in a braid that wrapped around his neck and still reached halfway down his back.
That… Now that’s just asking for fingers in it. Claude quickly turned away, trying to ignore the blush creeping up on his face. Dammit, Christ, no!
“… highest ranked member of our staff.” He heard Integra finish, gesturing to him. He gulped, turning back and quickly holding his hand up, palm flat, facing the mercenaries.
“Umm… Hello!”
There was a smattering of laughter. The lead merc walked over, sizing him up. Claude had to make an effort to look the man in the eye, as Claude was nearly a full head shorter.
“Zis man is your… ‘ighest ranked soldier?”
Claude wrinkled his nose at the comment. “Yes, I am!”
Integra interrupted, placing a hand on the mercenary’s chest. “Mr. Bernadotte…”
“Ah ah, please, call me Pip.”
“Pip… Mr. Grey here has served with us for three years. His combat experience may be more… Unorthodox, compared to your own, but he is an invaluable asset to the Hellsing Organization.”
“Non, madame. I assure you I meant no offense.” Pip extended a hand to the much shorter soldier in front of him. “I was just… ‘ow you say… Ribbing you? I assure you I look forward to working with you.”
Claude nodded, smiling slightly, and took Pip’s hand in a firm shake.
“Not to worry, Monsieur Bernadotte, no offense taken. I look forward to… To working with you as well.” Pip returned a smirk at that, then turned to his men and began barking orders.
Perhaps Seras had noticed the tone of his voice. Maybe it was his smell, or the dreamy look on his face, the way he made eyes at the mercenary leader. She covered her mouth, hiding a smile, prompting a perplexed look from Claude.
“What?” He crossed his arms. “What’s so funny, police girl?”
“Oh my God…” She whispered, just loud enough for him to hear. “Oh my God, you’ve got a crush on Monsieur Bernadotte~!”
Claude quickly bolted upright, eyes widened. He looked to make sure the mercenaries hadn’t heard. If they had, not a one of them made any sign of it.
“Don’t you fuckin’ tell him!” Claude whispered. She let out a giggle, loud enough that a couple of the Wild Geese looked in their direction. She and Claude quickly turned away.
Seras grinned wildly. “That’s so cute! Let me…” She giggled again, digging an elbow into Claude’s ribs. “Let me know if you need a ‘wingman.’”
She walked away, continuing to softly giggle to herself. Claude sighed. He turned around to take another look at Pip. Pip, who was standing with his back facing Claude. Pip, who was… Now bending over to pick up a case of ammo.
Claude vacated the room.
—-Four days later—-
Almost four in the afternoon. Claude was looking around the estate, trying to find Pip. He had spent much of the previous two days with his nose buried in a French-to-English dictionary, trying to learn bits and pieces of the language.
And there he was, in front of a third-storey window overlooking the front courtyard of the Manor. Seated on a large couch, conversing with a pair of his fellow Wild Geese. Smiling, and laughing.
Hot damn, what a smile…
He waited, then walked over as the two Wild Geese departed. Pip looked over, giving a smile.
“Ah, Monsieur Grey. Much pleasure to meet you!”
Damn, he forgot everything he was going to say.
Say something, quick!
“Umm… B-bonjour, Monsieur Bernadotte. C-comment allez-vous?”
Pip paused, a clear look of surprise on his face. He had not expected the short little blonde man to speak anything other than English. The French mercenary adjusted his hair, then leaned forward, one hand on his knee.
“Bien, et vous?”
“Uh… C-c’est bon, je suis magnifique.”
Pip chuckled.
“Surely, Monsieur Grey, you ‘ave some ulterior motive, coming to me trying to speak French.”
“I… Well, I…”
Pip stared at him expectantly. Claude’s mind went utterly blank, and all that came to mind were the lyrics of an old song. Lyrics which he proceeded to mumble softly, through no will of his own.
“V-v-voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?”
He had never seen a person’s face go red that quickly in his life. He was positive it had to be some sort of record. Pip just stared at him, for what felt like a year but was more likely about a minute or two. He cleared his throat softly, face still beet-red.
“Zat is… A very old way to say zat. Trying to court someone today, you should say ‘tu aurais envie de faire l’amour ce soir.’ Zat means ‘would you like to make love tonight?’” He smirked. “And traditionally, before you ask zat, you buy zem dinner first.” Pip stood up slowly, chuckling, his face returning to a normal color though still very red. He tousled Claude’s hair, then bent down to talk to him at eye level.
“Per’aps one night zis week, you and I might have dinner. Zen I’ll consider it. C’est bon?”
“C-c’est bon…”
Pip nodded, placing a cigarette between his teeth and walking onward.
By God, did Claude feel mortified.