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Pip Bernadotte Headcanon Quotes:

“You think I’m scared of you? I am sleeping with the most powerful vampire in the world so fuck off with your intimidation tactics.”

“If I spoke a word of my mother tongue in over half the places I’ve been to they’d kill me without a thought.”

“A white flag isn’t really useful to have if it’s just going to get blood and shit all over it.”

*deadpan* “Oh no the eyepatch is just for show. Throws them off guard.” *rolls eyes*

“I love how being gruesomely murdered led to me becoming immortal. Life’s funny sometimes.”

“It’s gotten to the point in my life where I could fall asleep to the sound of gunfire and I’d only wake up if I personally got shot…even then it depends.”