bookwormmedz:

the-rose-clad-demon-doctor:

bookwormmedz:

You guys make me feel like I’m a cinnamon roll or somethin’

I wonder what Alucard would think?

Gimme about an hour and I’ll write you something for that

I was not expecting this and now I’m excited

Thanks Will, you are the bestest! 

:)))

Take a look-see of this and tell me what you think. I think I’ve got things pretty close, but see for yourself. 🙂


Alucard had been called to a meeting with his master, Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing. There was no sign of urgency in her voice. It wasn’t an emergency.

That meant there was a new recruit in the Hellsing Manor. She always called him to introduce himself to recruits; it softened the eventual blow of learning that everything they learned as children was wrong. Vampires and werewolves and boogeymen roamed the night and the monster under the bed was quite real. He grinned – this was his favorite part. The initial look of complete shock and utter derealization on their faces brought a good sense of satisfaction to the vampire.

He could hear them talking through the wall. Sir Integra’s strong voice, deep, her British accent heavy to the ears. A second voice, a higher pitch, a different accent, sounding very excited.

Alucard grinned to himself as, rather than take the door, he pressed against the wall, body phasing through it slowly. He emerged into Integra’s office, an evil smile plastered across his face. Sir Integra smirked at him, and the figure seated in the chair turned to face him as Integra looked over as well. He was half embedded in the wall.

“Ah, Master, you’ve called upon my services once again?” He was hamming it up on purpose to get a rise out of the newcomer. Her face, rather than a look of abject terror, lit up as though she were a child receiving a new puppy for her birthday. Her audible gasp was followed by a rapid burst of dialogue, something about how “cool” he was and how excited she was to meet someone like him.

Who is this woman? Where did she come from?

She was the new bookkeeper. To be taught to work alongside Walter and Sir Integra in managing the day-to-day life around the Hellsing Manor. Not directly involved in combat, like the others. She wasn’t a rescue, like that blonde boy. She was recruited, the best in her field at what she did. Sir Integra told her up front the nature of the Hellsing Organization and those that it fought, and this woman still took the job with a smile on her face and a spring in her step.

Medinah. That was her name, as she told it to him.

After the introductions concluded, she had been put to work at once. Her work was impeccable, no doubt about that. Alucard had expected as much, since it had been Sir Integra’s decision to hire her in the first place. That wasn’t what surprised him about the woman.

No, no, what surprised him was her immaculate personality. She was too… Nice, he felt, for the Hellsing Organization. He had never met someone so unshakeable in the face of the supernatural before. At the news of Alucard’s fight in Belgium, she welcomed him back with the same chipper smile as always, as though he hadn’t just returned from a battle that was otherwise a complete shitshow. She was always encouraging to the other agents, giving them words of support and spiritual upliftment that had never been felt around the Manor. She took the predictions of the blonde soldier in stride, assuaging his concerns with a statement that everything would turn out okay in the end. Even when they’d returned from Cheddar, the blonde Draculina wrapped in a blanket in Alucard’s arms, Medinah had greeted the newly-turned vampire as though she were just another human joining the ranks.

Medinah’s seeming inability to be fazed by even the bleakest, most dangerous situations was something that never occurred to the vampire to even be possible. Not for a human. Humans were supposed to be either frightened beyond the capacity for rational thought, or so angry and vengeful that they would lay down their lives to fight someone such as himself. And yet, before him, was a human who was neither of those things.

It fascinated Alucard. She had become a pillar of the morale of the Hellsing Organization, her frequent support, encouragement, and camaraderie with the other agents made her indispensable as an employee. He found himself keeping a close proximity to this woman, if anything out of a sense of curiosity. He had long since given up trying to catch her in a bad mood or feeling depressed, it simply wasn’t going to happen.

Alucard resolved to keep an eye her, to try and understand her unwavering spirit for himself. Perhaps there was something this human had to teach him that he, in all his nearly 600 years of life, still had yet to learn.

kaiohversailles:

ainashirohalim:

alucards-fine-ass:

bayonetsandbibleverses:

alucards-fine-ass:

whatanawfulnighttohaveacurse:

skxll-fxcker:

alucards-fine-ass:

bayonetsandbibleverses:

doublecrossingwires:

andersons-kilted-ass:

alucards-fine-ass:

londonfog-chan:

bayonetsandbibleverses:

impuritee:

bayonetsandbibleverses:

alucards-fine-ass:

badly-drawn-hellsing:

when ur friend is getting roasted in the group chat but theres nothing u can do

@bayonetsandbibleverses

Omg

When your friend is getting roasted in group chat but you got their back with sass.

Nice!

When you don’t want to get involved in the roast but you still nosey AF

When you’re still lurking and everyone turns on the shit stirrer in the group chat that nobody really likes in the first place

Coming out of lurk mode with some interesting ammunition to stir the pot further…

Originally posted by aauditor

When you congratulate on a Roast well done.

Coming in long after everything’s done because Fucking Time Zones

Originally posted by harbringer-of-insanity

Trying to switch off notifications to grop chat because fuck timezones and you need sleep

Originally posted by kaybibee

When you goin back and re-readin the whole group chat in the mornin

When you see nobody tried to roast you.

When someone tries roast you and fail spectacularly 

When they’ve roasted you but you’ve got an epic comeback in reserve

When the squad starts roasting your bae

When the squad starts roasting you for backing up your bae

When someone had a plan to roast everybody in the entire room, especially your bae-

Of course you are cute!!! You always make me smile! And I’m honestly would be too shy to show my face! But still! You are amazing my dude!! Love ya!!! 💖💞💘💗💝💕💓

bookwormmedz:

And you make me beam with joy my dear! You are such a darling and if I could give you a hug, I would, a thousand times! You don’t need to show me anything, you’ve already shown me your kind and brave soul! Thank you for always giving me support and love, it means so much to me! ❤ 

All aboard the “Medz is Awesome” Train! 😀

feynites:

Man I have never known straight dude writers to shy away from putting out stuff like ‘my thinly-veiled self-insert goes on a mediocre adventure but more importantly ends up in a love quadrangle with these four female characters who are all incredibly hot to me’, but most of the lady writers I know get nervous if they write one (1) love story where *gasp* two whole dudes compete for the same lady’s love!

So listen.

Listen.

Go out and give your warrior witch lady a magic talking panther that flies and five hot elf boyfriends (or girlfriends, or datemates, whatever) who all happily share her. Or fight over her. Whichever. Make each of them as smoking hot as you please. Indulge yourself. Live.

And this goes absolutely double for WoC and trans ladies and queer ladies and everyone else who has extra troubles with being shamed for your indulgence.

If you’re going to worry about stuff in your story it should be things like ‘is that trope racist?’ or ‘how do I fix this plot hole?’, not ‘am I putting in too many elements that I personally enjoy?’

Hellsing: Forest Fire Masterpost

I’ve come to realize that if anyone new to my blog wants to read the fanfic I keep talking about, or anyone wants to re-read it, it might help if I make a masterpost linking to all of the Updates. This post will be updated whenever I post more for the fic, but I hope this makes everything easier to locate and read.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Why artists and writers reblog their work multiple times:

hakimo2015:

thresholdofzero:

wyomingsmustache:

directium:

  • They posted it late at night and want people to see it in the daytime
  • They want others to reblog it
  • They want more attention for it
  • THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT
  • They have followers in different timezones and want everyone to get a chance to see it
  • THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT
  • IF THEY REBLOG IT MULTIPLE TIMES, THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WANT ATTENTION FOR IT AND THEY’RE LIKELY NOT GETTING ENOUGH, SO THEY KEEP REBLOGGING IT IN THE HOPES THEY’LL GET SOME
  • BE A COOL BRO AND REBLOG
  • THEY’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER

“Bro why you keep reblogging your own work bro”
“BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS”

The same reason movies play in theaters for longer than one night.

The same reason art exhibits last for days.

The same reason music isn’t listened to only once.

Reblogging for the last comment! 👍👍👍

Major thanks to everyone who regularly interacts with my works. @eatingmywings-tomake-metame @bookwormmedz @mind-full-of-fog-and-flowers @tokoyamisstuff @herushingu