Author: wrhinehardt

bookwormmedz:

So I wanted to do a thing with the Hellsing Fandom, and I imagined this post becoming a huge thread. I want as many people of the fandom to see this and have their hand at it! So, you can write some dialogue, a short story excerpt or do a drawing or comic of if you got suddenly transported into the Hellsing world. 

BONUS if you get transported exactly from the place and whatever you’re doing at the time of reading this! 

I’ll start you guys off with mine!

Just a moment ago, I was sure I was sitting on the sofa, typing up a post onto Tumblr…

There was a great, big shadow of a mausoleum of a building cast over my head. The wind blew strong as I found my way to my feet off the ground. I was still dressed in my t-shirt and tracksuits that I wore at home. The weather wasn’t kind, and I found myself holding my arms as I turned to inspect the area. I tried to keep calm, that was paramount. 

Shadows continued to flicker, almost too fast for my eyes to register. Before I knew it, I heard the sound of a creature unlike anything I heard before, and arms grab me with astounding force. 

“It would be better if you didn’t fight back. I only need to drink..”

I shut my eyes, knowing that I was most probably going to die without even knowing who my assailant was. Except, I didn’t and I heard a massive gun shot reverberating across the expanse of the area around me. 

I opened my eyes to look up at an individual I only knew by one name. 

He peered down at me, unsure of what to say. 

“Please, don’t go getting yourself killed. Don’t humans know not to be out at this time of night?”

That’s right, it was Alucard, no doubt. What I needed to know was, how did I even get into the Hellsing world? That, and many questions, I hoped, would be answered.  

Thought I’d go ahead and add my contribution because I love this idea!

I’m not gonna lie, I screamed. One minute I was there, the next I wasn’t. Pulled away from my computer, from the episode of Monk I was watching on TV. Away from reading my friend Medz’s post on Tumblr. It all happened so fast.

The next thing I remembered was the fall. Just a couple of feet, but I hit the ground and smacked my head on the ground.

“Und zat’s vhen I said… Vhat ze hell?!”

I groaned, rubbing my head, now complete with a splitting pain in it. I didn’t even want to open my eyes.

That’s when I smelled the food. The reeking stench of blood. I heard the German accents around me and the clicking of numerous guns that were doubtlessly pointed at me. I let out a ragged sigh. A chair scraped across the floor somewhere to my left.

“Who ze hell are you, und how did you get here?”

“Buddy…” I groaned, rubbing my head. “I’m asking myself the same question right now.”

I tried to open my eyes. The light was blinding at first, aggravating my headache further. I sat up, slowly. Still in my pajamas. But of course. Then I looked around me.

A massive dining table, lined on all sides by soldiers in the middle of eating. Eating blood, by the looks of it. Their uniforms… Oh… So that’s where I was. Hellsing.

And I was there. With Millennium.

My survival chances dropped low enough that I’m pretty sure I could actually hear them hitting rock bottom.

I turned to my right, standing up and gently pushing the long barrel of the Mauser pistol out of my face.

“Easy there, Tall Dark and Handsome.” I gave the werewolf a smirk. “At least buy me dinner before you threaten to kill me.” I was pretty sure that just pissed him off. Oh well. Worth a shot before I get eaten.

I turned to my left, to face the standing figure of the Major, face stained with barbecue sauce from the ribs in front of him. Heh. For once I was taller than someone.

“Look, Major, speaking fat guy to fat guy, you don’t have to worry about me. I’m no threat to you or this little outfit you got here. Far from it, y’know?”

I wasn’t exactly a smooth-talker. I just needed to keep him and his entourage from killing me long enough to figure out a way back home. Here’s hoping I could let them think I was useful enough to keep alive.

Tell me one thing

bookwormmedz:

josukegod:

had-my-angel-blade:

kaboose23:

the-cactus-queen:

lunatic-mind-loving-heart:

say-yesselto-vessel:

a-littlebreak-for-b:

im-forever-a-fangirl:

the-crime-fighting-spider:

shawn-of-the-times:

tchallas-slut:

harleycativy:

laketaj24:

valynsia:

stars8melanin:

werepunk-rp:

theshellcollecter:

hardbucky:

guesswhatphandomimin:

Tell me one thing about yourself and tag 3 people.

New game

I procrastinate so much that it actually annoys me.

@theshellcollecter @onceinanightmare @echo-fallen-incubus

I would rather eat fish raw (as in sushi) then cooked.

@werepunk-rp @erisjade @cassiopeiassky

My first word was “Uno”

@onceinanightmare @stars8melanin @thesparkyalphathor

I have a healthy obsession with wolves

@valynsia @kimistry27 @black-is-beautiful18

I’m into monster x reader fics

@laketaj24 @erisjade @captainrogerss

I read Harry Styles fan fiction in wattpad, daily.

@wilddrabble @amour-quinn @harleycativy

I can’t function without my daily soda 🥤 nothing like a ice cold Pepsi or Dr Pepper @drownedinmoonlightttt @tchallas-slut @thewife101

I can’t stand the smell of apple cider vinegar, but I take a shot of it everyday

@killmongers-bitch @shawn-of-the-times @itstomsdarling

I accidentally told a 20 year old guy in college who had been homeschooled his whole life what 69 was

@hannahmendesx @thewiseandfree @the-crime-fighting-spider

I hate coffee. I only drink hot chocolate or chocolate milk.

@falseosterhollandfantasies @paramedicpanther @im-forever-a-fangirl

I am really into mythology and I have gotten into an argument once or twice about this subject.

@a-littlebreak-for-b @fandoms-bands-and-food

I’m afraid of haircuts

@say-yesselto-vessel @special-agent-awkward @a-wonderland-girl

I buy so much makeup and hardly ever wear it

@sofarfromthesun @mayathememer @odetoslept

Sometimes my own thumbs scare me

@diaryofarenegade @takato-everything @the-cactus-queen

I’m known at school for being the girl with fly swatters holstered to my backpack at all times. I just can’t stand flies and I’m really good at killing them. My teachers even call me out of class sometimes to kill flies in their classrooms

@norillaz @kaboose23 @samonella333

I used to breed geckos

@minininny @had-my-angel-blade @abandonedangel1

I hate having to translate for ppl in Spanish. So I tell them I don’t speak it to make them go away.

@josukegod @humorrelated @moist-phalanges

I’ll watch a new anime about 2+ years after it comes out bc the hype annoys me

@bookwormmedz @walcraftart @wolf-girl-rin

People always ask me how I keep my nails so clean and why they’re so nicely shaped. Truth is I just grow them out because I’m lazy and I like to keep them extra clean just. 

@the-rose-clad-demon-doctor @mind-full-of-fog-and-flowers @eatingmywings-tomake-metame

I have a pathological desire to hoard books and I can’t resist buying them whenever I get the chance. 

@tokoyamisstuff @scintillant-h @alucardswifey

Reblog if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

underworldpreist:

dan-and-phils-owl-slide:

mutsukiy:

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

IF YOU SCROLL PAST THIS UNFOLLOW ME IMMEDIATELY I SWEAR TO GOD

Look, I don’t give a fuck who you do or don’t want in bed, just so long as you don’t give me a reason to hate you we’ll be fine.

I’m straight. Most, if not all, of my friends are somewhere on the spectrum.

Hellsing: Forest Fire Part 6

the-rose-clad-demon-doctor:

All I’m gonna say is that I feel really bad about writing some parts of this chapter. If you thought I was done making Claude feel like crap, you’re sorely mistaken! 🙂 

As always, please feel free to send any critiques, comments, or hate mail my way!

Keep reading

Reblogging because I haven’t updated in over a week and I hope this bit of angsty trash will keep everyone sated until I manage to write Part 7.

Hmmm, what would be the most craziest/funny thing Claude would hear in the Hellsing mansion? (Love you btw!!!) And what is something that normal/average people do that confuses Claude?

The funniest thing he’s ever been privy to hearing was a poker game he attended, between Integra, Alucard, Walter, himself, and Sir Penwood. Everyone kinda forgot he was there, and Walter, Alucard, and Integra got so competitive that the whole affair resulted in a shouting match. Alucard still thinks it’s funny, Walter’s still sore over it.

As to what normal people do that confuses him, these range from the silly to serious. He has no idea how people enjoy chocolate, he’s got such a disdain for the substance. He doesn’t understand the appeal of a movie theater as opposed to watching movies at home with friends and family.

As for the more serious stuff he doesn’t understand: He’s actually had these visions for long enough that he frequently forgets what it’s like to sleep and have proper dreams, not see the future, so sometimes when people talk about their dreams he just thinks “What the hell is wrong with you?” Claude also has no idea why more people don’t freak out when they’re around fire. Yes, fire. He has an intense fear of fire, so everything from lighters to barbecues makes him panicky (though he’s been getting help to ameliorate these fears and make them less serious).

Tell us a bit about Claude’s sexuality and if he’s had any relationship experience?

I’ve actually been trying to decide this question for the past several days. I’ve always had this idea that he was raised in super strict, religious households growing up. His father and his paternal grandparents were Eastern Orthodox, and his Mother and maternal grandparents were Protestant. He’s had no chances to really explore his sexuality, so he’s extremely repressed and nervous to think about relationships (hence some of his nervousness with Pip). He’s, thusly, had no relationship experience up until this point, so he’s just flying blind with whatever budding relationships he might have.