hellsing-inserts:

Thirsty AF for a smutty Doktor x reader fic and then I get depressed because that doesn’t exist and I have to go out and write it like some kind of fucking HEATHEN. But by the time I finish it I have no interest because I’ve read it too many times and I’m bored to tears with it… FML.

I really hope I’m not sounding like I’m trying to hijack this, but I would so totally write that for you once I’ve got the time.

I didn’t realize how much I needed smutty Dok x Reader in my life until now.

Have you ever seen this ducky plague before? Just… where WERE you in 2009? Anywhere near Belgium-? I found a thing: “But where some see joy and innocence, others see a scourge on the landscape. One critic in Belgium (…) stabbed [the giant ducky in the harbor] 42 times in the dead of night.” … you are truly my hero… *clings*

fatheralexanderfanderson:

Ashes to ashes, duck to duck.

That’s okay, I didn’t need that water I was drinking, anyway.

gingerkyuketsuki:

lorem64:

charlesoberonn:

the-porter-rockwell:

mojave-wasteland-official:

anotherjadedwriter:

anotherjadedwriter:

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

“first few years” is an understatement. Oxford Uni was operating since at least 1096 while modern calculus wasn’t formed until the 1630’s

Part of the basis of modern calculus was actually made in Oxford Uni

fuck calculus

There were mobile coffee carts in Istanbul by 1582, the same year newspapers began being sold in China, and at least 3 years before William Shakespeare began writing.

gingerkyuketsuki:

gingerkyuketsuki:

gingerkyuketsuki:

gingerkyuketsuki:

gingerkyuketsuki:

gingerkyuketsuki:

gingerkyuketsuki:

ok but does anyone know where i can find a clear version of the credit for OVA III and X that hasn’t been blocked by copyright

update: found OVA X, still looking for III

to clarify, i’m looking for something like this but for OVA III… 

like, i know it’s out there, it’s just that every version i find is blocked by copyright

i am literally screaming into my pillow now

update:

me ^

fuck it

there goes an hour and a half that i will never get back

if anyone can find a clear version of the credits for OVA III message me i will fuckinh do anything i will draw shit for you just help me out 

great i can’t stop thinking about it now this is going to keep me up at night

Apparently even on the Blu-Ray, the cross overlay’s still there. I don’t think there’s a version of OVA 3′s ending that doesn’t have it