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Hello Naughty Hellsings it’s Admin Headcanon Time

The naughtiest thing Major has done in bed is eat a whole ass chocolate cake by himself without any silverware.

Dok: “Too much cake?”

Major: “Yeah…”

Dok: “Was it good?”

Major: “Hell yeah…”

(From this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ruZ7zad8g)