beingfacetious:

farorescourage:

ninjagirlmai:

bewbin:

wollipyos:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

These are genius

I lost it at number 10

“the worst analogies” are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

#you say ‘worst analogies’ i say ‘heirs of douglas adams’