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Arthur, dramatically: See, Integra, vampires are just like children…

Child Integra: Like me? So I could date one?

Arthur: What?? No-!! Just… listen to this. I slaved over this monologue draft for two days.

Arthur, dramatically: Vampires are always in pain, so much that they want to die but cant, so they’re crying inside…

Child Integra: That’s so sad! I wanna comfort and hug and date a vampire and make their sads go away!

Arthur: I

Arthur: WHAT

Arthur: NO

Arthur: DAMMIT

Integra’s saying what we’re all thinking…