AU where everything is the same except Alucard sparkles

herushingu:

mochibat:

antisocial-vxmpire:

gingerkyuketsuki:

sinish-tem:

thotchim:

No

that’s illegal young man

but……. i kind of want this now

for ironic purposes

obviously

Eat your Heart Out, Bitchward Cullen

I don’t know whether to encourage this behavior or lightly smack you in the back of your head lmao maybe a bit of both

ADD is pleased. Brain is horrified.

I read “lightly smack you in the back of your heart” and pictured you ripping someone’s heart out, smacking it, then putting it right back in. What the hell, brain?