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[When Integra was a child]

Integra: WALTER!

Walter: What is It, sir?

Integra: There’s a monster under my bed!

Walter: No there isn’t, sir. Go back to sleep.

[Walter leaves]

Alucard, while crawling out from under the bed: Hey kid, want my new death metal album

Integra: WALTER!!!